He was quick.
I found him in the middle of the forest, standing astride the narrow road that cut ‘round the western side of my lands. How long he’d been there, or how he’d even gotten there, I didn’t know.
Regardless as to the length of time, though, the bastard looked fine.
He was dressed in a reverend’s black frock with a white collar to match, and as I stepped close, he opened that damned. On his hips hung a pair of Webley Longspur revolvers.
“Mr. Blood,” he called to me when I was still a fair distance from him. He pronounced my name in precise Queen’s English.
He let his gloved hands fall to the butts of the Webleys. “I’m here to dispatch you.”
A smile spread across his face. “It seems, sir, you are not upset by this statement.”
“I’ve heard a few like it.”
He chuckled. “I’m sure you have. You’ve not heard it from me before.”
“Do you know who I am?” he asked.
I shook my head. When I didn’t inquire as to his name, he let out an exaggerated sigh.
“I am Pastor Thomas. You’ve heard of me?”
I spat into the snow. “I’m not a member of your congregation. I’ve no need to listen to you blather on.”
A bit of anger flitted across his face, and he shifted his stance slightly. “You’ve not a civil tongue in your head.”
I let my hands rest on the Colts and eased the hammers back.
The anger returned and settled onto the man’s features. The muscles on the left side of his face tightened, and he pulled iron.
My Colts cleared their holsters a fraction of a second before his Webleys, but it made no difference.
He was as good as he was fast, and the first three shots slammed into my chest, sending me staggering back. But my own guns were roaring, the slugs of the Colts hammering into him.
Blood sprayed from the both of us, and in a matter of moments, his Webleys were dry. Five shots each, ten shots fired.
But my Colts hold six apiece, and I had a pair of rounds left.
I was sucking air through holes in my chest as I plodded forward, the pastor on his knees in the snow.
“Good guns,” I hissed, bringing the Colts up to his forehead. “Too bad they don’t reload worth a damn.”
He tried to pray, and I gunned him down.